Created by Oatmeal
It’s Feb 11
And that means the stores are putting their Halloween candy out right about now. And it makes me think of things like this: 
2 out of 3? Ain’t bad.
Bedtime routine at my house:
Me: “Goodnight kids, I love you.”
Youngest: “I love you, daddy.”
Middle: “I love you, too.”
Oldest: “I hate your fucking guts.”