You get TWO today! Lucky you.

I saw this and really really want to put it on Facebook but I’ve already been chided (gently) that I tend to post stuff that is a bit ‘adult’ for the many nieces, nephews, and young friends who can see my stuff there.

So, whatever, I can drop the F Bomb like a motherfucker, and here is no exception. Ahem:

Well I think it's funny

And please go to the actual source here and check out his tons of other funny things.

Mutter Matter

It’s that time again! Time when I don’t have a flippin’ clue what I should write, so I’m doing Unconscious Mutterings.

I say… and you think…

  1. Jacob :: ladder
  2. Green :: hornet
  3. Cupcake :: icing
  4. Acts :: reacts
  5. Thunderous :: applause
  6. President :: Congress
  7. Anxiety :: ME
  8. Matter :: title of this post
  9. Diner :: Drive Ins, Dives
  10. Absence :: makes the heart grow fonder

Hells to the yes

I am so going to see this. Tonight if I can stay awake.

Paul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ipZwwQPcY

Update: I have now paid for a ticket to the “early morning show” (after midnight, to borrow a phrase from Clapton). I’ll be the old guy bringing up the average age in the theater, pretending he’s one of the cool kids.

Update update: This is really fucking funny. And if that sentence offends you, this is not the movie for you.