maybe I should check ebay

If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped.

I keep bumping my ass. I like to think I’m doing really well, and then reality jumps up and bites me again.

I did get this gem in an email this morning: “Remember, through the suck, there is funny. It’s not enough, but it’s better than nothing.”

My friends get me, they really do.

another mutter

It’s a good time for something a little random, so here ya go. Feel free to play along (you can click the link in the box to get code for your own blog or just type stuff in the comments here).

  1. Quivering :: arrows
  2. Eclectic :: coffee house
  3. Superimpose :: really REALLY impose
  4. The best :: never rest
  5. Aches :: pains
  6. Vinyl :: record
  7. Hot and cold :: shower
  8. Girls :: complicated
  9. Wall :: another brick
  10. Baby :: snuggle

music!

I can’t help but smile watching this.

No, I have no idea the deal with the hats and glasses, she has a fantastic voice, and they almost crack up sometime in the late 90s.

Check it out.