Play a fucking train song

Willie and his buddies opened with this one on their cable special. Too bad Shaver couldn’t be there.

It was a rainy Wednesday morning
That’s the day that I was born in
That old sharecroppers one room country shack
They say my mama left me the day before she had me
They say she hit the road and never once looked back
Well I’d just like to mention
My old grandma’s pension
Is the reason that I’m standing here today
I got all my country learning, milking and a churning,
Picking cotton, raising hell and baling hayI’ve been to Georgia on a fast train honey
I was’nt born no yesterday
I got a good Christian raising
I got an eighth grade education
Ain’t no need of ya all treating me this way

Funny for today

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

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