Numbers

My son is six and learning math. He’ll frequently ask things like “What’s five four?” or “What’s six one one two?” Sometimes he’s seeing a price on a sign, or a phone number, or an address.

Here’s a new one:
What’s “One one zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero?”

That’s how much Enron gouged customers in the West. In dollars. Before filing bankruptcy.

I like rum. What about it?

More search engine madness: while trying to find a good marinade so I could try to eat the skipper, gilligan and I found this:

Happy Skipper recipe

1 1/2 cl Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
Ginger Ale

Pour captain morgan’s spiced rum over ice and fill the glass with ginger ale. Garnish with lime.