Thank you David Letterman
It helps if you’re a cyclist on some of these, but I think just about everyone will get the jokes…
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, “oooh, I’m sooooo scared”
2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
SF Books that, well, I need to read
Found this at Candleblog.
100 Science Fiction Books You Just Have to Read
I have read distressingly few of these. And I thought I read a lot of SF. I guess it just shows how much there is out there to read.
Of course, before I embark on a reading spree I really need to do something about the kids and housework and job and existing hobbies that are taking up so much of my time.