Unconscious Mutterings

  1. GAME BOY:: hidden like Osama when it’s time to leave the house on a road trip
  2. Biopsy:: something I don’t want to have
  3. Attack:: political ads
  4. Convention:: political ads
  5. Jewels:: of the Nile
  6. Genetics:: what I like to blame for my bad habits
  7. Impostor:: scooby doo
  8. Doug:: the Far Side had a cartoon with a house with a “beware of Doug” sign in the yard. Gary said it was very popular with readers named Doug.
  9. Arbitrary:: this list, so far
  10. Oscillate:: cool electronic scope that I don’t know how to use

Each week I’ll post ten words to which you can respond to with the first thing that comes to mind.“Rules are, there are no rules.” There are no right or wrong answers. Don’t limit yourself to one word responses; just say everything that pops into your head. AND you don’t have to have your words up on Sunday. Take all week if you want!

Dirty Deeds. Done dirt cheap.

So my weekend was something like this:

Saturday: clean out the garage. Throw out a ton of stuff that we should have thrown out the week before. I mean, we should have sold in the garage sale the week before. Yeah, that’s it.

Sunday: Go to church, twice. Go out to eat with the kids (always an adventure). Go to the park. Go get the tire fixed since I ran over a screw. Quoting my son: “You’re in trouble, I’m gonna tell mom you broke her car.”

Monday: drive several hours to testify in court that I will love my little girl and accept her into my family. It took twenty seconds after the defense rested to terminate parental rights on her (non) mom. It was well worth the drive.

And that brings us to today, and I’ve just spent three hours working on a volunteer project and I’m dog tired but can’t sleep. That just sucks. It’s 1 AM.

Update: THANK YOU for all the well wishes!

I’m sorry if I was too vague; what happened monday is they terminated rights on the biological parents. The adoption process is now ready to begin, and if we are lucky it will be finished by Christmas. It’s a complicated yet simple thing; the agency and we need to jump through several hoops to finalize things (for example, everyone needs a physical exam to make sure we’re healthy enough, she has to go to the dentist, she has to visit a child psychologist, etc.). After all the forms are filed and all the various agencies are satisfied, then we finally will go to court and a judge will sign the order making her officially part of the family, with a new last name and everything. There will be a party, oh yes, there will be a party.

I could write a very lengthy narrative about Monday, and will, but I don’t think I’ll post it here until everything is said and done – for privacy reasons. Drop me a line by e-mail if you want to know more; you know I love to talk! I may try and post a few tidbits if I can do it in a way that doesn’t seem not right.

How’d they do that?

Did you ever watch the TV show “How’d they do that?” It was like That’s Incredible! only more offensive.

Anyway, a few folks have nicely asked that I explain just how in the hell I have extended entries on my blogger.com blog. I really don’t remember the sequence of events, but I know I found everything over at Scripty Goddess. That said,



– click here if you want the dirt… ->

Still Here? Cool. I’ll see if I can do this without fucking it up.

First of all, this works for me. It ain’t pretty and it ain’t perfect, and there is probably a better way to do it, so if you find or know a way that is prettier, perfecter, and better, please share. And yes I know paying for my own site and getting Movable Type would be awesome, but the kids gotta eat first…

And for now I can’t get it to format so you can read it! I’m working on it

1)
Put this in your header:
<script language="javascript">
function showMoreAnything(blocknum, isOpen) {
hid = ('hide' + (blocknum));
unhid = ('click' + (blocknum));
if( document.getElementById ) {
if( document.getElementById(hid).style.display ) {
if( isOpen != 0 ) {
document.getElementById(hid).style.display = "block";
document.getElementById(unhid).style.display = "none";
} else {
document.getElementById(hid).style.display = "none";
document.getElementById(unhid).style.display = "block";
}
} else {
location.href = isOpen;
return true;
}
} else {
location.href = isOpen;
return true;
}
}
</script>
<?
$layernum = 100;
?>

Then you need this code in each post:


<!-- Hidden text. Delete if you don't want it. Change the number if you do want it. -->

<span id="click1001"><a href="#" onclick="showMoreAnything(1001,'#');return false;">
<!-- The below is displayed when the box is closed -->
<b>- More -></b>
<!-- -------------------------------------------- -->
</a><br /></span>
<div id="hide1001" style="display: none">
<!-- The below is displayed when the box is open -->

Then you write your extended stuff. Note that the extended entry is still picked up by Google if Google picks up your blog – this hocus pocus just keeps it from cluttering the screen.

Put this after your extended entry:

<a href="#" onclick="showMoreAnything(1001,0);return false;">
<b>
</a><br />
<!-- -------------------------------------------- -->
</div>

Notes:
For this thing to work, you have to change the reference number (it is set to 1001 in the above code) for each extended entry. Here’s what I do:

In blogger you can set a template for your entries. My template contains all of the above code. If I’m writing an extended entry (kinda rare) I go in and add the date to the 1001. So for today it would be changed to 10083101. Does that make sense? And if I do two extended entries on the same day, I just change the trailing 1 to a 2 (10083102), etc.

If I don’t want an extended entry, I just delete the code before I post.

If you don’t change the number, the code kinda breaks and when you click on “more” or whatever then all the entries on the page open, or try to. Not very slick.

Also: you can change the text to whatever you want (here it is “more” and “close”, but I have been known to use Yvonne’s “open dis here up” and “git out” on occasion).

Lemme know if you have questions or if this doesn’t work. You can always go look at Scripty Goddess and see if there is something that works better for your blog, too. They seem to have it going on over there.