I like bad movies, but this may be over the top…

“Raise your Voice” is a dumbed down after-school special that delivers a weaker message than a mall food court Chinese restaurant fortune cookie: “Follow your dreams. Even if these ambitions find you wanting to become a bad karaoke singer.”

On the bright side, Brittany Spears can finally be happy that a pop princess made a worse movie than “Crossroads.” To understand the significance of this last statement, watch “Crossroads,” but not before hiding sharp objects and locking up ropes.

S.S.S. (silly search strings)

Ahem:

5 Yahoo ! emma watson breasts
2 Yahoo ! alexandra richards theodora
1 Google fucking farm animules
1 Google related:www.angryalien.com/
1 Yahoo ! bill cosby’s speech at brown v. board of education
1 Google tell me emma watson’s mobile phone number
1 MSN rudi bakhtiar pictures
1 Yahoo ! kathy lee gifford pics
1 Google emma watson’s boobs
1 Yahoo ! glycemic index for tootsie rolls

“animules” is here, btw.

Puppet sex?

Check this out.

And then read this about how a movie – made with puppets – managed to avoid an NC-17 rating. You read that right.

Now sit back and think: Is America really focused on the right issues, or are we, perhaps, batshit crazy?

Parker told the newspaper he was surprised that the MPAA seemed more concerned with sex than violence in his film, which he said includes scenes in which a puppet likeness of actor Tim Robbins is set on fire and a Susan Sarandon puppet is dropped from a high-rise building.

“We blow Janeane Garofalo’s head clean off, [but for the MPAA] it’s all about the positions of the dolls having sex,” Parker said. “It’s not funny – it’s tragic.”

I’m (not really) rushing out to buy tickets to this one…