Going to hell, part II

My son had a fever last night. Not a high fever, but enough to where he didn’t go to school. I’m home with him now.

He loves The Swiffer.

He has finished the kitchen, the bathroom, the entry hall, and family room. He just asked for a new wipe since it was so dirty. I just asked him to clean the tile behind the couch.

Meanwhile? I’m surfing the net, sipping coffee, and don’t have a fever…

The Big O

That’s what I call the Oprah magazine. Cuz, it has a big “O” on the cover.

October cover stories:

  • the comforts of sex a whole new way to look at pleasure
  • An O survey – can women really keep casual sex casual?
  • Dr. Phil – how do you ask for the sex you want?
  • 14 really good answers to sex questions you’ll be glad somebody else asked
  • couples – fall back in love
  • Barbara Walters – Oprah talks to the real woman

I was ok till I got to the last one.

And yes, this is sitting in our bathroom, teasing me that I don’t have sex anymore. “Regaining my virginity” would be the category if blogger allowed categories…