You know it’s bad when a glass of cheap red wine, a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, and watching two hours of Spanish wild monkey lovin’ doesn’t put things right with the world.
I’m just saying.
Ladies and gentlemen…
This is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused; this is due to periodic airpockets we encounter. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Perfection
She says it so much better than I could, here’s an excerpt:
“If I am an inspiration, I hope it’s that I inspire people to live everyday fully: to laugh at least once every day; to cry when the tears come; to love without fear of pain; to give deeply of themselves to others; to find their joy and follow it; to love everyone to the best of their ability; to take time for themselves; to cherish every gift the life gives us, even when it’s not the one we ‘wanted’; to go to bed each night knowing they did the best they could that day.
I want nothing less for myself, and I want nothing less for others.”