Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
Talking in our beds for a week.
The newspapers said, “Say what you doing in bed?”
I said, “We’re only trying to get us some peace”.
Christ you know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They’re going to crucify me.
Of course to fill in the blank is “unpunished.”
We have taken the next step in the destruction of my family.
If this were Hollywood, I could be portrayed as an evil genius. Instead, I’m just an absolute failure. What a fucking idiot.
I’ve been sent notice that it’s time to renew my blog.
I’m not sure I should.
I’m running out of fart jokes, everyone knows how to find movie trailers and music on Youtube, I’m certainly not terribly useful nor entertaining.
The therapeutic value of writing this blog has dropped considerably.
I’m no fun anymore.
Etc.