Vacation with benefits

Ah, we’re home from the beach, the kids are at school, my wife is back at work. But me? I still have today and tomorrow for vacation. And my wife came home from work early today.

Cue Starland Vocal Band.

Random vacation moments

I’ll gather and post my thoughts on vacation soon enough; today doesn’t seem terribly cheery. At least not when I turn on the news.

So here’s a couple of moments from vacation, more to cheer myself than anything:


My four year old sitting on the toilet singing Jimmy Buffett: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know where I’m a gonna go when the volcano blows.”


Father: Do you want to go to the beach and swim for a while?
Son: (glued to television) No, not right now
Father: What are you watching?
Son: Jaws 3


Mount Gay tastes wonderful in coffee. Kinda takes the edge off, ya know?

A sad day

Sorry, y’all, I’m a little bummed out.

We are almost 500 visits past the magic “50,000” and nobody sent me an e-mail. Not a soul.

*sniffs*

*sniffs pits*

Oh, I think I can see why. I really need a shower. Sorry bout that. Anyway, if you want a CD, lemme know. Otherwise I’ll just sit and listen to music all by my ownself…

(full wrapup of vacationland posts coming as soon as I remember where we packed my wife’s laptop)