This is a generic letter, that can go to any President – past, present, future.
Dear President:
There has been a disaster. We’re glad you’re interested. I’m sure you are a “hands on kind of person” and all that. Great.
But when there are people trying to do real work? Quit stopping by with your eighteen SUV’s full of secret service protection and “helping” for a few minutes.
Cuz it just slows everything down, big time.
Thanks.
The other night, I was folding laundry (quit laughing, I do too fold laundry! Sometimes) and the baby walked in.
She looked me in the eye, and said “Daddy, ho dime!” turned around, and marched out.
Then she went to the kitchen and told my wife “He dummin’”
“ho dime” – dinner time
“he dummin” – he’s coming
I understood her perfectly…
This is pretty damn funny.
Mosquito: Behind The Scenes Preview I haven’t looked at the movie yet, but the still photos are priceless. Link found at browncoats message board. or Google. I don’t know.
Take my dog, take my cat
Western without cowboy hats
Look at me I’m on TV
You can’t take this show from meTake our doctor, make him squeal
I’m told our whore is quite a deal
We say Zed instead of Zee
You can’t take this show from meThey’re airing baseball yet again
We might not break episode ten
But you can’t take this show from me