Is this too cute, or what?
Boing Boing: Crocheted infant Yoda ears
(click for story, link, more cuteness)
There’s something about Mary
Mary had a little skirt
Split right up to the sides.
And every time she wore that skirt
The boys could see her thighs.
She also had another skirt
Split right up the front,
…But she never wore that one.
Tiiiiime is on my side
Mary had a little watch.
She swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor Oil,
to pass the time away.Days went by and time it didn’t pass.
So, if you want to know what time it is,
just look up Mary’s…