First of all, someone visited my page while having Google translate it into French. How cool is that? I feel like an international, um, random blogger type person. I hope they found something entertaining while they were here.
And then I couldn’t help but notice the translated description of my Flickr photos:
Plus de les photos du vieil ours idiot.
I think that may need to go on a t-shirt or something.
My blog is nothing if not educational. With that in mind, I give you the ultimate “handyman” project, just in time to spread holiday cheer:
I dunno if it’s safe for work. It’s a sex toy, it’s not safe for work. It’s instructions to turn an old Atari joystick into the ultimate Joystick, so use your best judgement. We trust you.
(thanks, yet again, to Boing, Boing)
Or something like that. I’m sure you’ve all been sitting and wondering – just when will he answer my question? Well, wait no more! Yes, finally, it’s here:
Ang asks:
“What is your favorite gluttony day dish?”
If we’re talking Turkey Day here, it is without a doubt sweet potatoes. Loaded with brown sugar, cinnamon, and topped with marshmallows that are just melted and maybe a little brown on top (no, not burned).
I can eat my weight in sweet potatoes. Ahem.
Then, Buffi asks:
“How’s the baby feeling?”
Much, much, much better. Turns out she developed an ear infection and once we had her on some antibiotics for a day or so she turned back into a nice princess.
Then Kym has the gonads to ask:
“And I was wondering if you sleep in pj’s or in the nude.”
I promised to answer everything, and, at the risk of running off the few readers I have left (if you have a weak stomach stop reading now):
Thanks for playing! Tip your waitress! Remember, we have Karaoke on Mondays!