another “wish I had a camera” moment

I’m at the store last night, with a reasonably short list of things to buy (milk, sour cream, etc.) and I’m looking for baby shampoo.

Now our grocery store has a couple of aisles devoted to personal maintenance, and a huge selection of shampoos. No baby shampoo anywhere, but there is “kid” shampoo. We need the ‘no more tears’ stuff (trust me) so I keep looking.

Next isle over is lotions. And, well, bath stuff. Bubble bath stuff. Still not baby shampoo. And the ‘camera moment?’ There, in the bubble bath section, nestled between Elmo and My Little Pony, is Darth Vader Bubble Bath. Complete with a picture of two Jedi’s trying to de-limb each other with electric swords. Yes, even Hitler enjoys a nice bubble bath to help unwind after a long day.

And then I found the baby shampoo, next to the diapers. Don’t know why I didn’t look there first…

Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?

It’s been a while since I posted this little ditty, but this is what went through my mind last night as I scraped the ice off my car so I could open the door and get home with my groceries.

This morning? I’m home because the roads are bad (freezing rain last night).

Check our Frappr map, I’m almost the most southern of our eighteen or so members.

Almost.

bitch, bitch, bitch.

Wednesday
Mostly cloudy with rain likely. Colder. Highs in the mid 40s. Northeast winds 5 to 10 mph in the morning becoming north and increasing to 10 to 15 mph in the afternoon. Chance of rain 60 percent.

Wednesday Night
Mostly cloudy. A 40 percent chance of rain in the evening…then a 20 percent chance after midnight. Colder. Lows around 30. North winds 15 to 20 mph.

I don’t own any clothes warm enough for the next couple of days. If you need me, I’ll be in my bunk.