It goes to eleven

Do you ever watch zombie movies and wonder just what is making the zombies move toward their target? I mean really, in a lot of cases, the stupid zombies are getting shot at, hacked with knives and swords, burned, smashed, run over by buses, dropped out of airplanes, but they keep moving, driven. That’s how […]

And again

I’m continually reminded that I do not have what it takes to be a parent, to be a partner. The whole “if you can’t help, then try not to do much harm” thing. FML.

I don’t even

I found this saved in the draft folder on my phone. WTF? A badass unicorn…who fills the sky with clouds formed from massive bong rips. lol