it’s like I’ve been unconscious

I think I missed a week. Oh well. Here is week 634. I say… and you think… Ringtone :: coworkers who don’t realize their phone has a volume button Slab :: marble Harness :: dog Couple :: few Shovel :: hoe Game :: thrones Patriotic :: flags Bleed :: let it Top :: bottom Leafy […]

i don’t apologize

It’s the strangest thing, i feel compelled to explain myself here when I’m absent or when i don’t feel well or when I’m just full of piss and vinegar. Really? First off, the blog doesn’t care what i do. Ever. Blogs don’t have feelings. There are very few (if any) readers here and if they […]

Let the good times roll

When I was in high school my best friend had a paper route, it was an evening paper so he would go home after school and roll the newspapers, put a rubber band around them, and stuff them in a giant canvas bag. Then the bag goes over the shoulder, hop on the bicycle and […]