Google for “mid life crisis. I’m trying to figure out if I’m having one. How can you tell? No, I don’t need a sports car or a girlfriend young enough to be my daughter. Nothing like that. But I can’t escape the notion that the two words I’m about to always say are “I quit.”
“You think you’ve got problems, what are you supposed to do if you’re a manically depressed robot? No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.” “Sorry, did I say […]
There were two preachers who would meet each other whilst riding to their particular churches. They both enjoyed riding bicycles and talking. Then one day, one of the preachers was walking. “What happened to your bike?” “Can you believe that someone from my own church stole it?!” “NO!” Then an idea struck him, “I have […]