Cat: You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams Claws are not that sharp. Dog: I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. […]
“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn
I went for another walk/run last night. Closer to a run/walk, but not quite there yet. Nobody stopped to offer me first aid, so I guess I’m getting better.