TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.” 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the bed […]
No, not part of my diet, but a line from a Pat Green song we heard on the way to school today. You know my kids love their drinking songs, and this one is fun to sing along with… Every day in lunch in High School and all of my senior year I’d drink my […]
Some high, some low: After leaving work on Friday I stopped to donate blood. Not because it’s 9/11, but because it has been a while (I’m some variant of Type O so the vampires always call me and beg). Riddle me this: why does it take so long? 90 minutes I was there. Not much […]