A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference in Dallas announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and beat the hell out of him.
Oh, what am I thinking? these people are having a rough night. Okay, it was a rough night for me (and, of course, it’s all about me) A list: my son got in trouble at school. Don’t know what, yet, but apparently the principal is now involved. My wife is stressed about life in general […]
Who said this? “Put me in all leather and an eye patch, and I am happy” (click if you don’t know):