America’s favorite criminal homemaker: don’t send me any more money or gifts, as the prison won’t let me keep them. The camp is fine; it is pretty much what I anticipated. The best news — everyone is nice — both the officials and my fellow inmates. I have adjusted and am very busy. The camp […]
Sorry I haven’t been bringing you my usually endless tirade of silly news stories and pictures from around the web, bad jokes I’ve heard at the office cooler, or insignificant details of my insignificant existance (hey, that would be a good name for a rock band! Along with Urban Lunchmeat) I was at a client’s […]
It has now been five and a half hours since I had any coffee. Think about that. Three hundred and thirty minutes without any coffee. And it’s still daylight outside. How do people do this? (the next sound you hear may well be my head hitting my des…zzzzzzzzz…….