Texas and whacko liquor laws

Pay attention, there may be a quiz: In my county, you can buy liquor, beer, and wine. You can’t do that in all counties in Texas. You must buy liquor from a licensed liquor store. The state sets the hours for liquor stores. They close at 9:00. You can buy beer and wine at liquor […]

Glad we got that figured out

Overheard last night: “Mom, boys have a peanuts… And girls just have a little hole.” “uh-huh.” “Mommy, I have a penis!” “Yes, yes you do. And I’ve known that the whole time. Now, into the bath..”