THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]
The Cowboys are showing that a wet paper sack might be too much for their offense to handle. And the Steelers are showing that they like to knock undefeated teams off their perch. Football is so messed up this year. Oh, did I mention the Aggies lost to Baylor and then came within a touchdown […]
My son was busy on Saturday, shooting five goals in his first game and I don’t know how many in his second (the second game I was too busy with his little sister, couldn’t pay enough attention to the game itself) This is interesting because he obviously is very, very good at soccer. He was […]