Apparently the Vatican and everyone else is not terribly happy with the wax celebrity nativity scene starring Beckham and Posh as Joseph and Mary. Okay, and Samuel L. Jackson would make a kick-ass shepard. Nobody would fuck with his sheep. (insert Beavis laugh here). But c’mon, look at the wise men. That’s just going too […]
I work in a huge college town (which is an understatement) so we have more than a couple tattoo and piercing places. So, in order to make themselves stand out (how does one choose a tattoo parlor? yellow pages?) there is one that puts a witty quote on their sign. It might help to say […]
Three little birds pitch by my doorstep Singin’ sweet songs of melodies pure and true Sayin’, “This is my message to you-u-u.” Singin’… Don’t worry about a thing ‘Cause ev’ry little thing gonna be alright Singin’, “Don’t worry about a thing, ‘Cause ev’ry little thing gonna be alright.”