things that make me chuckle

For a long time people have been finding my blog while searching the internets for “emma watson’s boobs” or some variation thereof. Last night? I got a hit from Tehran looking for them. Yes, that Tehran, as in “Iran, Islamic Republic Of.”

Denied

Yeah, I waited. They said “February 2.” They said “After 6:00 PM” That’s when I was supposed to get with the 90’s and have my DSL activated. Guess what? Really, guess? I get the exact same response I did on Saturday, when I tried to follow their e-mailed instructions. In other words, nothing. So tonight, […]

Nowhere is safe

So, not only do you I get the fun of explaining things like erectile dysfunction to the kids just because they happen to watch a sports broadcast, I just saw an ad for new KY warming gel. During the Cosby show. At 12:30 in the afternoon. “Perfect for valentines day…” Uh, yeah, right.