I may be lazy

Yesterday evening, a knock came at the door. I was sipping my (cheap ass) wine, reading FARK, listening to the ruckus that three kids, two dogs, and a cat can make. My wife opens the door, then turns to me and says, “You negotiate.” “About, what, exactly?” (Ok, I’m a little slow) “Mowing the lawn.” […]

I don’t quite know how I did it…

…but I’ve managed to piss off the Netflix genie. For months it has been like clockwork: I mail a movie one day, the next day Netflix gets it and mails me another one, the day after that I get the new movie. Tick. Tock. But now? There’s a delay. Now I mail a movie, and […]