Deep thought:

I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference. ~ Steven Wright

For every action

There is an equal and opposite reaction. This is in response to the “We’re Not Afraid” web site (which is freaking cool, btw): fear is what i feel Warning: Language not safe for work.

backseat drivers

Overhead from behind me last night: Scooby: “Did you just run a red light?” Scrappy: “No, if we ran a red light we’d be dead. Or in jail.” Scooby: “No, that’s wrong!” Scrappy: “Yes it is!” (Don’t try and follow the logic. There isn’t any.) Scooby: “They don’t put you in jail, they give you […]