the joke my wife won’t let me teach my daughter
Okay, I can’t believe y’all haven’t heard this (maybe you have and you’re just humoring me) Why is drinking Coors Light like sex in a canoe? because… it’s fucking close to water!
Okay, I can’t believe y’all haven’t heard this (maybe you have and you’re just humoring me) Why is drinking Coors Light like sex in a canoe? because… it’s fucking close to water!
Tomorrow, or so, school starts for my boys. One will be a big second grader, the other starts kindergarten. So of course, tonite was “meet the teacher” night. Heh. Where we say such nice things to each other as “how nice to meet you!” and “I can’t wait to talk to you again!” This is, […]
The gas station across the street raised the price of unleaded 6 cents. While I was at lunch. update: overheard from a co-worker: “I have a $10 round-trip commute.” That was before she saw the higher price today… update to the update: the station a mile away (that ours mimics) raised their prices eight cents […]