I’m thinking about volunteering

I wanna help, but I’m also tied to a job and a house and three little kids that need me. But I’m thinking of volunteering my time to this great cause: The Fourth Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon for Breast Cancer and Hurricane Katrina Victims Should I?

Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]

Anybody else find it funny…

That the new Vanity Fair with Paris Hilton on the cover also boasts the headline “the outing of DEEP THROAT“? (sound of crickets chirping. Somewhere in the distance, a wolf howls) Just me then? Well, OK.