Pieces, part two

I walk into crosswalks “like a boss,” now because I figure if a car doesn’t stop in time they are probably just doing the world a favor. Believe it or not, in this part of Texas, pedestrians are usually the exception and distracted drivers are certainly the norm.

And then today I see this and just laughed so hard I might have burst something.

No one will cry at MY funeral
No one will cry at MY funeral