So we’re at Ikea. We shop for two hours in the midst of engineering and design innovation – things that open and close smoothly, interesting finishes, neat designs.

I had to visit the restroom, and guess what? The same boring metal stalls that are in a million restaurants and truck stops. And it was too small, so I had a stainless toilet paper holder digging into my hip while I tried to go.

But they did have a Dyson hand dryer, that was pretty awesome.

Later that day, we’re at a shopping center that has a sign that says “come see our sparkling clean restrooms.” Guess what? They were sparkling, and clean.

Sorry, I don’t have pictures of any of this stuff. Maybe next time.