Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]
Apparently regular Smarties are not sour enough, and you have developed something called Extreme Sour. The Easter Bunny apparently didn’t know either, and mixed some of the new breed in with the old fashioned (read: yummy) Smarties in my basket. Let me say just one thing about Extreme Sour Smarties: Blech. Thanks.
I was just looking at Statcounter (down on the right side, near the blogroll) and I realize I’m nearing 100,000 unique visitors. Dayum. I want you to know: y’all are all unique, and special, too me. And since 100,000 folks dropping by (and only 70,000 of those were actually trying to find Emma Watson’s Boobs), […]