What do you do when, after six years, hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands and thousands of lives have been spent, and you still have no. fucking. clue. where the bad guy is? Pull out the sexual metaphors, of course.
Gulp. Probably a thousand dollars worth of worthless crap, all within striking distance, just on that one aisle. Souvenir city Originally uploaded by silly old bear.
I’ve got free stuff! Sorta. Of course I can send you a gmail invite (I don’t think anyone cares about them anymore, though). And for a week or so I can send you a free month of Netflix. Sure, anybody can get two weeks by going to their website, but this is a free month! […]