For Chris, who doesn’t have to worry about this anymore. I love ya, man. Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm named Alvin who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other […]
HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing […]
Not one to be left out, here’s a recent chat… (parental discretion is advised) Jules: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Jules: I’m […]