An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured over the little guy, reviving him. […]
So my weekend was something like this: Saturday: clean out the garage. Throw out a ton of stuff that we should have thrown out the week before. I mean, we should have sold in the garage sale the week before. Yeah, that’s it. Sunday: Go to church, twice. Go out to eat with the kids […]
A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows it’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right […]