Tag: wine

Hitchhikers Guide to Sideways

I saw both movies this weekend, so the following might contain spoilers. You’ve been warned.. Sideways: two guys fucking around in Wine Country HHG2G: two guys, a girl, another guy (with an extra head) and a maniacally depressed robot fucking around in outer space Sideways: Miles HHG2G: Marvin Sideways: Pinot Noir HHG2G: Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters […]

all I need is a pint a day

Six minutes. That’s how long it took for me to deliver a pint of blood from my body to the little rubbery plastic bag. Piece of cake. And I got a nifty t-shirt and juice to go with it. And now? I’m having a glass of wine (it’s been 8 hours, I didn’t just give […]

please

tell me I’m not the only person to use a wine opener to get into a pint of ben and jerry’s. please. humor me.