How Wude!

For Chris, who doesn’t have to worry about this anymore. I love ya, man. Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm named Alvin who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other […]

Maybe there’s hope yet

I’ve been following, more or less, the plan over at Runtex for 5K training. I say ‘more or less’ since I follow the prescribed running/walking minute combinations, but I sometimes throw in extra rest days. Why? Cuz I’m a fat old bastard and I don’t want to hurt any of my moving parts just to […]

“Pole Dancers Wanted”

Robin Meade just cracked up when she read this story this morning on CNN. “Shouldn’t they be studying or something?” She thought the students sounded very resourceful. Link: Students punished after stripper pole party – Sep 23, 2004 Signs reading “Pole Dancers Wanted” were posted around campus and the men bought large quantities of beer. […]