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COMMANDMENT 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! COMMANDMENT 4. Married life is very […]

Drinking game? But without the alcohol

I’m trying to figure this out; but the code generated is messing with my (free) blogger layout.. How to make a guy waste half an hour at work decoding html errors Ingredients: 5 parts success 5 parts crazyiness 1 part beauty Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little […]

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Feds to start sharing terrorism data New York and Vermont cops will get access to watch lists (CNN) — State and local police in New York and Vermont will soon have instant access to federal counterterrorism data under an FBI-run pilot program that could become a new weapon in the war on terrorism, officials announced […]