Tag: walking

I’m an obstacle!

I like this: The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance – it is the illusion of knowledge. – Daniel J. Boorstin I’m pretty much a walking obstacle, seeing as how I think I know everything.

shop till you drop

I was walking into the kitchen and passed a shopping lift on loose leaf paper, titled “Wal-Mart.” I did a huge double take, because the first item on the list said “Sex for mom.” Then I read it again, and it actually said ‘Sox.’ Damn.

quacked

I tried to tell my wife this joke the other day, and totally flubbed it, so of course I had to google it to get it right. Ahem: Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter […]