So, after a week of feeling down and out. Of taking whiskey to help me sleep. The weekend’s here! What could be better than sleeping in, or lazing around in my underwear all day watching football, or better yet getting somebody to watch the kids so we can be nekkid and have frequent sex and […]
Not one to be left out, here’s a recent chat… (parental discretion is advised) Jules: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I’m toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Jules: I’m […]
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he […]