Scene 1: I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s 5:00 AM. No lights, trying not to disturb anyone who is sleeping. I fart.** The dog comes running in from the other half of the house, acting like she hasn’t seen me in months and OH MY GOD HERE YOU ARE! Scene 2: Sitting at breakfast, and […]
I was going to tell you that I had the song “What Would Willie Do?” stuck in my head, all. morning. long. (you can ask my wife). Then, another song came on the radio that wiped poor Willie out, and I was going to write about it, but now? I can’t even remember what song […]
Remember the other day when I wrote: I want you to know: y’all are all unique, and special, too me. And since 100,000 folks dropping by (and only 70,000 of those were actually trying to find Emma Watson’s Boobs), I feel like celebrating. But I’m not sure how. I feel like I should give out […]