Flying a plane is like riding a bicycle…

…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]

About last night

I kicked the blankets on the floor Turned my pillow upside down I never never did before ‘Cause I was tossing and turning Turning and tossing A tossing and turning all nightJumped out of bed Turned on the light I pulled down the shade Went to the kitchen for a bite Rolled up the shade […]