Tag: travel

you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]

and the Van Drove On

We all know that kids live for routine. They do not like to have their little lives disrupted, even for good things. My kids take that to an extreme. Do not fuck with my kids bedtime or wake-up time, or you will be paying for a long time. We were reminded of this, again, during […]