Call me grumpy if you like. But dammit, it’s just not right that everyone has Christmas stuff everywhere. It’s not even the middle of November yet! Our grocery store skipped Thanksgiving entirely and now is brimming with Christmas displays. What, are they wanting us to buy our Christmas turkey the first week of November? Should […]
Okay, first of all, some of this might be TMI. Just to warn you in case you have your child sitting next to you while blogging. Second of all, I’ll break this into a couple posts so it doesn’t get tooooo long and all that. And thank you to everyone who asked, these are some […]
A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the “escort” services. He picked a number and dialed it. […]