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Apparently, 2 of every 5 births or so are out of wedlock.

While out-of-wedlock births have long been associated with teen mothers, the teenage birth rate in fact dropped last year, to the lowest level on record.

and this is when, of course, national debate is focused on the “sanctity of marriage.”

can we blame this on tom cruise? Britney, bless her heart, married the SOB before they had a baby.

Update:
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Get Buzzed: Tom ‘n Katie — show us the money

That’s why we haven’t see any photos of baby Suri Cruise goo-gooing for the tabloids since she was born in April. The going rate isn’t high enough for TomKat’s standards, and the paparazzi don’t want to pay the premium price, Fox News.com reports. A photo shoot of Suri was evidently offered to Wire Image for sale to celeb mags, including People, US Weekly, Star and In Touch Weekly. But the reported near $3 million bid the pics fetched was a slap in the face for mom and pop, and they pulled out.

Look, I have been giving away baby pictures for years. And I’m sure my kids are far, far cuter than anything they came up with.

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Deny Split

Yeah, yeah. And Brad and Jenn denied theirs, too. I wonder if Angelina is involved in this? She seemed to fancy Katie…

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Sexiest Fetus

The Borowitz Report .com: “According to People spokesperson Marla Divicentis, the magazine’s editors took the unusual step of putting a fetus on the cover after sneaking an early peek at Ms. Jolie’s ultrasound and pronouncing the unborn child “uber-hot.”

“We took one look at that ultrasound and decided that, quite simply, we had never seen a sexier fetus,” Ms. Divicentis said. “It is way hotter than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ fetus.”

“It certainly is a lot taller,” she added.”

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