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When she says to suck it, well, what can you do?

Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]

odd, in an x-files way

Last night I was going to a meeting and came upon an accident on the highway. Actually, I came upon all the cars that were backed up from the accident. It took thirty minutes to travel the next half mile, it had occured right before an exit and spanned across the road and on both […]

Is it some kind of sign..

…when you can hear the Jaws theme coming from the bathroom (where there is a five year old ‘land shark’ in the tub)?

Hey, you.

If two is better than one; three is better than two.

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When she says to suck it, well, what can you do?

odd, in an x-files way

Is it some kind of sign..