Handy guide to testing employees

Scatter one hundred bricks in a room with an open window, send in your newly hired employees, close the door, then return at the end of the day and analyze the bricks. If they counted the bricks, put them in accounting. If they counted and recounted the bricks, put them in auditing. If they messed […]

Please note the time

Last night we spent several hours clearing out the boys’ room and closet, pulling down a wallpaper border, cleaning, etc. This morning we started at 8:00 AM with the first drywall repair (funny how little boys’ rooms resemble testing labs for Samsonite suitcases). Then, er, all the rest that I’m not going to type right […]

Testing

Overheard just a little while ago: “Mommy, you look like Fat Albert!” “Excuse me?” “I said, ‘I want to watch Fat Albert.’” Whew, that was close.