Puppet sex?

Check this out. And then read this about how a movie – made with puppets – managed to avoid an NC-17 rating. You read that right. Now sit back and think: Is America really focused on the right issues, or are we, perhaps, batshit crazy? Parker told the newspaper he was surprised that the MPAA […]

Spears is off the market, again

Spears surprises family with wedding – Sep 20, 2004: ” Britney reportedly wore a strapless white dress designed by Monique L’Huillier, with a long veil and tiara, and she carried a bouquet of pink and white roses, the tabloid said.” Funny, they don’t mention the color of the gown… (I can’t read)

Tales from the monkey store

From a friend who works for a major airline: A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes later, man walked in and said to the shopkeeper “I’ll take a Ramp Monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar […]